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WWE Raw 07/23
We are live in: St. Louis, Missouri
Commentators: Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler
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Raw opens with a new intro. A fantastic video package plays showing the evolution of the show from its beginnings to now. It features many great moments over the years. The show’s theme song “Tonight is the Night” by Outasight plays during it.
Justin Roberts introduces Vince McMahon. Vince comes out and heads to the ring to address the fans.
WOW! 1000 episodes! He would like to say thank you.
The fans start a “thank you Vince” chant.
He would also like to say welcome to Monday Night Raw! And please welcome D-Generation X!
The DX theme song plays. Triple H and Shawn Michaels come out and head into the ring.
Shawn interrupts and is out of breath.
Don’t get him wrong. He’s feeling it. But he feels like he’s missing something. He’s got his pants, he remembered his underwear cause they’re bunching up, but it feels like something’s missing.
Shawn’s right. Something’s missing. He’s got all the gratuitous merch on, but what could it be?
Obviously he has his underwear on. Does Triple H?
Check. Hold on…didn’t there used to be MORE of them?
Loud pop from the fans.
He can’t hear them! Didn’t there used to be more?!
The DX theme plays again. Road Dogg, Billy Gunn and X-Pac come out in the DX jeep! They enter the ring and they all give the DX chop complete with pyro.
Road Dogg says they’re about to take them on a Missouri boat ride to memory lane. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X proudly brings to you its five time WWE tag team champions of the wooorld…Road Dog Jessie James, Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the NEW AGE OUTLAWS!
Triple H says if that isn’t a start, he has to know…are you ready? NO! He said ARE YOU READY?! Then, for the thousands in attendance, the millions watching around the world, and apparently for him cause he’s the only one left with a full head of hair. And because this is the 1000th episode of Monday Night Raw! And he will see each and every one of them when they hit 2000! LLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCK IT!!!
Billy and Shawn go to say the same line.
Billy says this is his part. He did pretty good at it.
Shawn says he started all this, and this is his part.
Triple H tells Billy not to let Shawn lose his smile or else he’ll post for Playgirl.
He was young and stupid, okay? Plus he needed the money.
Triple H says they’ll do it together.
Do they do it on three, or on 1-2-3-then go? Okay. One-
Damien Sandow comes out and approaches the ramp.
Allow him to beg their indulgence for one moment. His name is Damien Sandow and he is the intellectual savior of the unwashed masses.
Shawn says he wants to hear him out. They are pretty disgusting, so let’s hear him.
THIS is what Raw, the WWE, and society at large has disintegrated to. Common degenerates whose sophomoric and disgusting behavior has plagued humanity and brainwashed the masses into revering this crass conduct.
Shawn says it’s true. He’s going home to church and ask for forgiveness again.
Damien enters the ring.
Damien says he knows they could dispose of him like common trash. However, if they do so, he will not be a victim. He will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind.
Triple H says he makes a good point. They’re gonna discuss this as a group and figure it out.
Damien says that’s rude.
They’re rude guys.
They huddle up together and talk it out.
Okay, here’s the thing-
Shawn hits Damien with Sweet Chin Music, and then Triple H hits The Pedigree. They stand over him.
Billy says if they’re not down with that, they’ve got two words for them…SUCK IT!
DX celebrates in the ring while Damien is out cold. Triple H then grabs Damien and tosses him out of the ring.
The Rock will be live on Raw tonight to address the WWE Championship.
Also, Brock is in the building, and he has an answer to Triple H’s Summerslam challenge.
Plus, AJ and Daniel Bryan get married.
And in our main event, CM Punk defends the WWE Championship against John Cena.
D-X poses at the top of the ramp as more pyro goes off.
-Commercial-
Jim Ross comes out and heads down to the ring to join commentary.
Rey Mysterio comes out and heads to the ring for a six man tag match. Sin Cara and World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus comes out as his partners.
Chris Jericho comes out as their opponent. Dolph Ziggler (with Vickie Guerrero) and Alberto Del Rio come out as his partners. Del Rio comes out in a 2012 Aston Martin.
-Commercial-
[Match #1]
[Six Man Tag Team Match]
[Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, and Sheamus vs. Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio]
The match is already in progress. Ziggler and Sin Cara are in the ring. Ziggler with an elbow followed by a tag to Jericho. Jericho grabs Cara and applies a headlock submission. Cara counters and gets Jericho in a roll up for a two count. Jericho with a dropkick to the face. Scoop slam to Sin Cara followed by a cocky pin for a one count. Tag to Alberto. Rio kicks Cara and whips him into the turnbuckle. Running kick to the chest and a two count. Rio with knees to the side of the ribs followed by a modified camel clutch submission. Cara gets to his feet and fights out of it. Rio tries to counter, but Cara kicks him back and hits a swinging DDT off the top. Hot tags are made. Sheamus and Jericho in the ring. Sheamus with running forearm shots followed by a shoulder tackle. A running knee lift and an Irish Curse Backbreaker for a two count. Del Rio tries to get in but Rey grabs him and hits a hurricarana out of the ring. Mysterio with a seated splash to Rio. Sin Cara with a spinning kick to Ziggler. Jericho clothesline Cara out. He goes for the walls of Sheamus, but Sheamus flips out of it. Jericho goes for Codebreaker, but Sheamus shoves him back. He goes for the Brogue Kick, but Jericho ducks and Sheamus hits the ropes. Jericho goes for a springboard dropkick but Ziggler gets on the apron and hits him in the head allowing Sheamus to hit The Brogue Kick for the three count.
Winners via Pinfall: Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara, and Sheamus
[Time: 04:12] (since commercial)
The Rock plans to address the WWE fans soon.
-Commercial-
Via Tout, various WWE fans congratulate AJ and Daniel Bryan on their wedding.
Charlie Sheen is live via Skype. He says the show so far is epic and unbelievable. He thinks he would fit rather smoothly with D-X. And Sheamus seems to like to party like he did back in the day. WWE would be a good home for him.
Sheen will be sticking around throughout the night.
A video plays of last Monday when Bryan proposed to AJ.
Backstage, AJ is combing her hair. She says it’s going to be so romantic. Isn’t it, Layla?
WWE Divas Champion Layla asks AJ if she wants to go through with this.
Why does everyone say that? Why do they say their unstable? This entire place is unstable. Look!
AJ opens the door and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan is yelling at someone and shouts “HOOOOO”, then R-Truth and Roddy Piper start jumping rope with “little Jimmy”
Layla turns to AJ and says that’s so cool!
They turn back around. A guy wearing a giant hand costume shows up with Mae Young and introduces himself as her son.
Layla says good luck to AJ and leaves.
-Commercial-
A Sonic car hop girl rolls over to Jerry and Cole and offers them Sonic fruit drinks. Yay advertisements.
Jack Swagger is at ringside for his match.
Brodus Clay comes out along with the “funkadactyls” as his opponent.
Brodus says ladies and gentlemen, please welcome his brother from another mother…DUDE LOVE!
Dude Love comes out and heads to the ring.
[Match #2]
[Singles Match]
[Brodus Clay vs. Jack Swagger]
Bell sounds. Swagger goes to attack Brodus and Brodus hits an T-bone suplex and a body splash for the three count.
[Winner: Brodus Clay]
[Time: 00:10]
Brodus and Dude dance in the ring together. Swagger gets up and gets the mandible claw from Dude. They go back to dancing.
Backstage, Triple H is talking to Trish Stratus. Stratus is telling him about her new yoga program.
He tries it out and says he’s pulling something.
Trish tells him to relax and bend down.
Triple H bends down and says it’s too tight. They’re in a rather awkward position. On cue, Billy Gunn, Road Dogg and X-Pac see this. Billy says they’ll just head to the rear-erm, the back.
As they leave, X-Pac turns to Trish and says “wassup?”
Also backstage, Daniel Bryan is with his groomsmen discussing something with them.
Via Twitter, you can vote on if AJ will say I do or I don’t.
-Commercial-
The ring is set up for the wedding. It’s the standard wedding setup. Jerry is in the ring and introduces the reverend…SLICK!
The doctor of style Slick comes out and heads into the ring.
Well, well, well! And you know…the Slicker’s passing off many birds for his role tonight, so let’s get it going!
Daniel Bryan comes out in a fancy white tuxedo shouting “YES!” the whole time. He enters the ring.
Wedding music plays and AJ comes out in a pretty dress. She enters the ring.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to share in the joining of these two unique and beautiful people, Daniel Bryan and AJ Lee. In lieu of the wedding party, Daniel and AJ have chosen all of them to witness this sacred ceremony. My friends, he needs to tell them something. Marriage, I say marriage, I say marriage! Is a sacred institution. It should not be entered into lightly. It’s between two totally in love people. If there’s anyone here who can show just cause why these two cannot be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.
The fans boo.
Wooow…he’s never heard that before.
“NO” chants.
Bryan talks. AJ, they’ve had their ups and downs, but he loves her. He will always love her. And he promises her this. Once he slips this ring on her finger and they’re announced man and wife, a new chapter is gonna begin for both of them. And he will finally have everything he ever wanted.
He puts the ring on her finger.
Does Daniel take AJ to be his lawfully wedded wife?
YES!
Does AJ-
YES! YES! YES!
Well, that says it all. By the power vested in him by the state of-
Wait!
AJ pauses.
She wasn’t saying yes to Daniel. She was saying yes to someone else.
Bryan is confused. AJ give a creepy grin.
…another man. Another man who made a proposal to her earlier tonight.
Vince McMahon comes out and stands at the ramp.
Daniel, hang on. It’s not THAT kind of proposal. It’s a business proposal. In the interest of making Raw 1001 and all other Raws as best as they can be, let him introduce the new General Manager of Monday Night Raw…AJ!
AJ is all smiles and Bryan is in shock. AJ shoves flowers in Bryan’s chest and skips around him before leaving the ring. Bryan rips the flowers apart and shouts “NO” while AJ chants “YES!”. Bryan starts tearing the set apart.
-Commercial-
Bryan is still in the ring yelling “NO” to referees.
WWE Champion CM Punk comes out and heads to the ring. His match is still later tonight. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone.
He didn’t come out to rub it in his face…but he DID just get stood up at the alter. Honestly, couldn’t happen to a nicer guys. Everyone is in collective shock and awe that she wouldn’t want to amrry such a “nice guy”. Now he’s throwing a fit, and he should cause AJ is the GM of Raw, so that can’t be good for his future. He can continue throwing a tantrum while he continues being WWE Champion and the best in the world!
Best in the world…BEST…in the world. He’s not even the best in this ring tonight. Not only is he better than him, he is the greatest WWE superstar of all time! HEAR HIM?! GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
The Rock comes out! The crowd is going crazy as he heads to the ring with Punk and Bryan. He grabs a microphone. Rock goes over to Bryan.
He…doesn’t get to say who the greatest of all time is. THEY get to say who the greatest of all time is.
The fans pop for that.
Since they say that, the people’s champ says this…FINALLY, The Rock HAS COME BACK…to St. Louis!
The Rock says-
HEY! He doesn’t know who he think-
NO NO NO NO NO NO…NO! He doesn’t cut The Rock off like that.
“Boots to asses”
He doesn’t cut The Rock off. It was right here in St. Louis when Rock won his first WWE Championship. But see The Rock isn’t here right now to talk to Frodo. No, The Rock is here to talk about the WWE Championship.
He turns to Punk.
The Rock just got word that at the Royal Rumble, whoever the WWE Champion is, he will go one on one with The Great One and defend that title against The Rock.
Punk says that’s good news for Rock and good news for him. He’ll fill in the blanks. Whoever will be WWE Champion? Rock’s looking at him. Tonight, he’s gonna beat John Cena. And if Rock wants a match at Royal Rumble, he wishes it was tomorrow because he wants to dive in head first. CM Punk versus The Rock sounds good and just like he’s going to beat Cena he’s going to beat Rock at the Rumble.
Rock says that it was right here that Rock first won the WWE Championship. It’s only fitting that he’ll look the “best in the world” straight in the eyes and say he’ll be the next WWE Champion.
Bryan adds his two cents.
“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! “
This is supposed to be about HIM! This is supposed to be the greatest night of his life! He wants to know who he’s going to fight? Someway, somehow, he is going to fight HIM! And now only will he be the champion, he will be the face of the WWE!
The face? The face of the WWE? Is that what he’s saying? No no no. We’re looking at what would happen if a homeless lumberjack banged an Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa Doo-pa-dee Ding.
He looks like a troll from Lord of the Rings.
He didn’t come to talk to him. Fact of the matter is this. Punk, good luck and kick ass. Oompa, sorry he didn’t get married tonight, but he got him a wedding gift anyway.
Rock grabs Bryan and delivers a Rock Bottom.
If ya SMEEEEEEEELL…WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING!
Rock exits the ring and Punk watches him leave.
Tonight, Lesnar and Heyman will come out to answer Triple H’s Summerslam challenge.
-Commercial-
New Twitter poll. Who would you like to see Rock face at the Royal Rumble? Punk, Show, or Cena?
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the special guest ring announcer…BRET “The Hitman” HART!
Bret Hart comes out and heads to the ring.
Bret says one of the best moments of his career was when he first won the Intercontinental Championship from one of the best who ever lived, Mr. Perfect. It’s an honor for him to be here and introduce the two participants in tonight’s Intercontinental Championship match. First, the Intercontinental Champion…CHRISTIAN!
Christian comes out and heads to the ring.
And his opponent…The Miz.
The Miz comes out and heads to the ring.
[Match #3]
[Intercontinental Championship Match]
[Christian(c) vs. The Miz]
Bell sounds. Mix and Christian circle each other. Miz with a side headlock. Duck down and Christian with a shoulder tackle. Christian climbs up and dropkick off the top. He puts Miz in the corner and Miz with a boot to the face. He goes to throw Christian out, but Christian counters and throws him out. Christian climbs to the top and dives onto Miz.
-Commercial-
Miz has Christian in an elevated leg submission, but Christian gets out of it and hits an inverted DDT. Christian with a clothesline. He puts Miz’s head on the second rope, hops out of the ring and punches him. Christian climbs up and hits a cross body pin for a two count. Christian off the top again this time with a back elbow. He goes for Killswitch, but Miz avoids it. Christian counters with a sunset flip off the top. Miz grabs Christian and goes for another sunset flip, but Miz catches him with a kick to the face for a two count. Miz kicks Christian in the corner and pulls the leg against the rope. Miz backs off and Christian with a slip to the face followed by a tornado DDT for a two count. Christian is favoring the leg, but he’s getting the crowd pumped for a spear. Christian charges and Miz catches him with a kick into a DDT for a close two count. Miz goes for a running dropkick, but Christian avoids it and Miz hits the turnbuckle. He goes for KillSwitch, but it’s counter. Miz goes for Skull Crushing Finale, but it’s countered. Christian pushes Miz into the ropes and goes for Killswitch again. Miz counters with a back suplex, but Christian lands on his feet hurting his leg. Christian grabs his leg allowing Miz to grab him and hit the Skull Crushing Finale for the three count!
[Winner via Pinfall and NEW Intercontinental Champion: The Miz]
[Time: 07:37]
The Miz says he’s the new Intercontinental Champion…and he is awesome!
On Skype, Charlie Sheen says this is awesome. He’s a fan of Rock, and he’s glad that he’s back. He’ll be happy to see him at the Royal Rumble. He’s got something to say about Daniel Bryan. He’s got anger management issues and doesn’t know how to deal with AJ. He needs to man up, that Oompa Loompa!
-Commercial-
Regis Philbin talks about how WWE has impacted his career and how he’s interviewed so many WWE Superstars over the years. It’s an honor for him to be part of such a historic event.
Triple H comes out and heads into the ring.
A video plays showing the event that lead to this challenge. Three months ago Lesnar breaks Triple H’s arm with a kimura clutch.
Triple H asks if they’re having a good time. Great. Well he’s had his fun, so it’s time to pick up the intensity a bit. Brock Lesnar. He knows he’s here. He called him out. Lesnar, he wants a fight. He wants to fight him at Summerslam. He wants an answer, and he wants it now.
Brock Lesnar’s theme music play and Paul Heyman comes out. Heyman heads down to the ring.
He came out to talk to the horse’s head, not the horse’s ass.
He sees his negotiation skills have improved since last they met. He’s right about one thing. His client IS here tonight. And his client Brock Lesnar has authorized him to answer his question right now. He wants a match as Summerslam against Brock Lesnar? He wants to fight and main event Summerslam against Brock Lesnar? His answer to him is…no. Sorry.
He’s tired of this crap. If he’s here and doesn’t want to come out here, he’ll go find him.
Paul says Triple H has two lawsuits already. He’s gonna cause a third? Is that truly what’s best for business, Mr. Chief Operating Officer?
He doesn’t give a crap at this point. He means to tell him that Brock Lesnar is such a coward that he won’t even tell him no to his face? All this hype and bravado, and it turns out he’s just a little bully? A little coward? Is he afraid of him? Is Brock scared, Paul?
Name-calling? He’s gonna resort to name-calling to bring him out? That’s what children do. It’s what he teaches his children not to do. Is that what Triple teaches his children?
HEY! He doesn’t talk about his family or his kids.
He’s sorry. Okay. He’s 100% right. He apologizes. He shouldn’t talk about his children cause he feels sorry for his children. Ever heard that the sins of the father fall heavily upon the children?
Stephanie McMahon comes out and heads to the ring.
She says Paul should never speak about her children ever again, alright? Let’s talk about these lawsuits. They’re not about Brock. They’re about him masking his failures in WCW, ECW, and WWE. He calls himself a visionary? When it comes to her father Vince McMahon, he’s just looking in the rear view mirror.
We’re gonna talk about daddy now?
SHUT UP! At least her daddy had the guts to step into the ring with her husband instead of Brock Lesnar. Her children will be proud of their father and grandfather. Unlike Paul’s children. They’re going to be ashamed that their father is nothing more than a professional parasite.
Steph slaps Paul in the face. Heyman goes to leave, but stops and gets back inside.
She wants it? She wants to see her husband’s career end? They want to see it happen? IT’S ON! Brock Lesnar versus Triple H at Summerslam!
Paul claps.
She did it again. She always gets what she wants. He always falls for it. It’s what daddy always taught her.
Stephanie tackles Paul and punches him down. Paul rolls out of the ring.
Brock Lesnar comes out and heads into the ring. Triple H gets Steph out of the ring and Brock spears Triple H into the corner. He throws punches into the chest and Triple H fights back with lefts and rights of his own. Lesnar with a knee to the gut. Triple H with a knee to the gut, and they’re brawling. Triple H with a couple punches and a clothesline sends him out of the ring. Triple H asks for more and Lesnar retreats with Heyman.
-Commercial-
More Touts are shown of people’s reactions to what has happened on the show so far.
A WWE 13 Fantasy Match plays between John Cena and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
A video package is shown of the Austin/McMahon rivalry that highlighted the Attitude Era.
-Commercial-
United States Champion Santino Marella comes out with Hornswoggle. They’re carrying “Brawlin’ Buddies” and handing them out to fans.
The special guest ring announcer for this next match is…Howard Finkel!
The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
Heath Slater comes out and heads to the ring for a match. He grabs the mic from Finkel.
Everything that happened to him on Raw is in the past and doesn’t matter anymore. The only thing they’re going to remember is his match tonight because his match is going to be epic. He’s challenging anyone of those so called wannabe Raw legends to a no disqualification, no count out match with the “One Man Band”, baby!
Lita comes out ad his opponent! She gets in the ring and the fans see happy to see her.
Lita, Lita, Lita. She really thinks she can beat him? Know what, sweetheart? He accepts her challenge. Bell man, ring the bell.
[Match #4]
[No DQ, No Count Out Match]
[Heath Slater vs. Lita]
The bell sounds, but Lita grabs a mic.
She has something to say to him. For tonight’s match, she hired a little protection.
Bradshaw and Farooq, The APA, come out and enter the ring. Heath runs away from them and heads up the ramp.
OOOOOOH…WHAT A RUSH!
Road Warrior Animal, and all the previous legends Slater has faced in the past couple months, come out and attack Slater. They throw him back in the ring. Slater turns around and Liter hits him with the Twist of Fate. Slater gets up and gets the clothesline from Hell from Bradshaw. Lita climbs to the top and hits a moonsault for the three count.
[Winner via Pinfall: Lita]
[Time: 01:53]
Farooq only has one thing to say about all this…DAMN!
Lita, the APA, and all the legends celebrate in the ring over a fallen Heath Slater.
Vince’s announcement that AJ is the General Manager of Monday Night Raw is replayed. Then Rock is shown giving Bryan the Rock Bottom.
Sean Mooney(!) is backstage with Daniel Bryan. He says tonight hasn’t been good for him.
You think? This night has tainted him. AJ insulted him. Rock insulted him. Now Charlie Sheen insulted him! He called him an Oompa Loompa! He needs more than anger management. He needs life management! If Charlie Sheen was standing where Mooney’s standing right now, he’d slap the Yes lock on his faster than he could say “Winning!”
-Commercial-
Some guys named Alex Guerrero Jr (no relation) is the 100,000,000th social media follower. He won tickets and Michael Cole goes over to him. He asks him if he’s having a good time.
Guerrero says he’s having a great time. A better time than Daniel Bryan at least. And he can’t wait for another 1,000 episodes.
Cole says he can say he’s had the honor of being interviewed by him!
Jerry segues into a video of Fozzie Bear congratulating Raw for 1,000 episodes. A video package plays of all the great catchphrases from various Raw Superstars over the years.
Backstage, Zack Ryder is with John Cena and Gene Okerlund. Ryder says Okerlund was behind GTV the whole time. Gene says he wasn’t even working for the company at the time! Ryder says that GTV sounds like Gene TV…get it?
Rock goes over to them. Ryder and Gene leave.
Cena says it’s been a long time.
It has been. Good luck and have a great match.
Apparently Rock said he’s going to face the WWE Champion at the Royal Rumble. Well he’s going to cash in tonight and win the WWE Championship so he can go one on one with him one more time.
Rock says he can’t begin to tell him how much he’s looking forward to that.
-Commercial-
Kane comes out and heads to the ring for a match. His entrance gets interrupted by Jinder Mahal followed by Tyler Rex, Curt Hawkins, Hunico, Camacho, and Drew McIntyre.
Jinder says the six of them had no opportunity to make a name for themselves in the 999 previous episodes of Raw, so they’re going to take that opportunity now.
They get in the ring and surround Kane.
Then, the lights dim, and The Undertaker comes out wearing awesome ring attire! Undertaker heads down and gets in the ring. Everyone leaves the ring except Kane. Taker looks at Kane. As he takes his jacket off, the others get in the ring and Kane and Taker beat the crap out of them. Everyone but Hawkins and Hunico are knocked out. Kane grabs Hawkins and Taker grabs Hunico for a double chokeslam. Taker and Kane pick them up and hit double tombstone piledrivers. They look at each other, then kick their foes out of the ring.
“This is awesome” chants.
Taker and Kane look at each other again, and then pose in the ring as the purple lights turn on and fire shoots from the turnbuckles.
A video plays of the B.A.Star campaign.
-Commercial-
Another Charlie Sheen update. Cole mentions what Daniel Bryan said to Sheen earlier. Sheen says there’s a reason he’s drinking a shake. He’s going to shake Bryan so hard that his fake beard’s going to fall off and “Losing” is going to be on his face. If “Goat Face” every wants to meet him in L.A., he won’t be hiding. Jerry asks if he’s challenging. Sheen says you don’t need an interpreter to figure that out. Cole implies that Sheen might show up at Summerslam.
A clip is shown of last week when Cena made the announcement that he would face Punk at Raw 1000 for the WWE Championship.
John Cena comes out with the Money in the Bank briefcase and heads to the ring for his match.
CM Punk comes out and heads to the ring as his opponent.
The Twitter poll results show that the WWE Universe wants Rock to face Punk.
Punk vs. Cena is next!
-Commercial-
[Match #5]
[WWE Championship Match]
[CM Punk(c) vs. John Cena]
Bell sounds. Punk and Cena shake hands. The grapple. Cena with a side headlock. Off the ropes and Cena with a shoulder knockdown. Another grapple. Another side headlock. Off the ropes and Cena with another shoulder knockdown. Punk leapfrog and goes into a backslide pin for a two count. A third grapple. Punk with a hammerlock submission. He turns it into an abdominal stretch submission. Cena with a hip toss. Cena goes for the leg and Punk kicks him back. Grapple. Cena pushes Punk into the turnbuckle. They separate. Grapple. Punk with a strike to the back followed by a chest, a headbutt. Punk goes for a whip and Cena with blows to the back and head. Cena has Punk at the turnbuckle and he snapmares him down into a headlock submission. Punk gets to his feet and hits a back suplex. Punk with a knee to the back. He picks Cena up and hits a backbreaker for a two count. Punk grabs Cena’s legs and applies a reverse chin lock submission. Cena gets up and fights out of it. Kick to Punk. Punk and Cena trade punches. Cena wins it out and whips Punk, but Punk counters, misses a clothesline and gets two shoulder takedowns. He goes for a back suplex but Punk lands on his feet, hits two clotheslines and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Punk with a running knee to the face. He goes for the bulldog and Cena with the spinning powerbomb. Cena goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but Punk kicks Cena in the head then hits a roundhouse kick to the back of the head. Punk sets up for Go To Sleep. He picks Cena up but Cena slips out of it and Punk hits the ref. He grabs Punk and hits Attitude Adjustment. A three count is there, but the referee is knocked out of the ring.
Cena goes to check on the ref. Big Show comes out and goes into the ring. Cena heads back in the ring and a spear from Show! Show sets up for the Knock Out Punch and he hits it. Cena is out cold. Show exits the ring and heads up the ramp. Punk, who was watching from a turnbuckle the whole time, exits the ring and tries to wake the referee up. He tosses the ref back in the ring. Punk looks down at Cena and seems unsure whether to cover or not. He does so and get a two count! Cena is still alive in this! Punk lifts Cena up and goes for the GTS, but Cena counter it into the STF submission! Show gets back in the ring and attacks Cena from behind for the disqualification.
[Winner via Disqualification: John Cena]
[Time: 11:22]
Show beats Cena up with punches and kicks in the corner while Punk just watches. Show with a scoop slam to Cena.
The Rock comes out! He runs down to the ring, slides inside and attacks Big Show. Rock with rights hands to Show followed by a spinebuster! Rock runs the ropes and goes for the People’s Elbow, but Punk hits The Rock with a clothesline! Rock is down, and Punk is standing over all three of them. Punk waits for Rock to get up and he gives Rock the GTS! Punk just stares off into the distance. As he takes his title and leaves the ring Raw, for the 1000th time, comes to an end.
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